AlexisT

A dazed and confused Puerto Rican who lives, breathes and farts NYC.

Dec 29
I was walking down 2nd Ave. yesterday when a brotha rushed up next to me and said, “God damn, gurl! I thought you was black with that booty of yours.” I told him I was shocked at his comment and pointed out that I was Puerto Rican. “Oh gurl that makes sense then. You got dat Caribbean booty!” Uh-huh.  

I was walking down 2nd Ave. yesterday when a brotha rushed up next to me and said, “God damn, gurl! I thought you was black with that booty of yours.” I told him I was shocked at his comment and pointed out that I was Puerto Rican. “Oh gurl that makes sense then. You got dat Caribbean booty!” Uh-huh.  


Kids scare me unless I can act like a kid with them. I put lipstick on MelindaT’s nose (and mine too) so I can teach her a lesson about coke heads. Nah seriously I played a made-up game with her in which we searched for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. 

Kids scare me unless I can act like a kid with them. I put lipstick on MelindaT’s nose (and mine too) so I can teach her a lesson about coke heads. Nah seriously I played a made-up game with her in which we searched for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.