A dazed and confused Puerto Rican who lives, breathes and farts NYC.AlexisTTumblr (3.0; @alexist)http://alexist.tumblr.com/I was walking down 2nd Ave. yesterday when a brotha rushed up...<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/TIGiEm9EVi2axmc3QKzZpFndo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was walking down 2nd Ave. yesterday when a brotha rushed up next to me and said, “God damn, gurl! I thought you was black with that booty of yours.” I told him I was shocked at his comment and pointed out that I was Puerto Rican. “Oh gurl that makes sense then. You got dat Caribbean booty!” Uh-huh.  </p>http://alexist.tumblr.com/post/67260845http://alexist.tumblr.com/post/67260845Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:36:19 -0500Kids scare me unless I can act like a kid with them. I put...<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/TIGiEm9EVi2asjg1EJzKZK88o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kids scare me unless I can act like a kid with them. I put lipstick on MelindaT’s nose (and mine too) so I can teach her a lesson about coke heads. Nah seriously I played a made-up game with her in which we searched for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. </p>http://alexist.tumblr.com/post/67260450http://alexist.tumblr.com/post/67260450Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:32:22 -0500